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Nearly Scared to Death
By Howard Hall
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Today,
sport divers travel to all corners of the globe searching for exciting
encounters with sharks. The greatest of ocean predators
are now featured attractions for liveaboard dive boats and sport
diving resorts. Advertisements beckon customers with promises
of waters filled with sharks. And divers flock to these destinations
like fleas to the rump of a mangy dog. Twenty-five years ago
this would have been considered madness.
There was a time, not so long ago,
when the word "shark" struck
fear in the hearts of even the most macho divers. Use of the
word or images of these creatures was strictly taboo in dive magazines.
Even the implication that sharks might be found in the waters
frequented by vacationing divers would have been the death knell
for a sport diving resort. When the movie "JAWS" was released,
many dive shops and resorts saw a forty percent drop in business.
Sharks
were not big business, they were bad business. No one wanted
to see one underwater for we all knew that an encounter would
almost
certainly be followed by dismemberment and death. Those of us
who continued to dive, during those dark times, were heroes indeed.
I preface this story with the above in hopes of, at least partially,
explaining my own sniveling cowardice and stupidity in the story
that follows.
My first encounter with a shark almost resulted
in my death. I have no scars or loss of limb as evidence of my
close brush with
the gray grim reaper. I wasn't mauled to within an inch of my
life. But I was nearly scared to death - literally.
The year was
1971 and I was spearfishing more than a mile off the coast of La
Jolla, California. For several hours I had been
free
diving to forty or fifty feet and waiting silently in hopes that
an eighty-pound white sea bass would swim within range of my
six-foot-long Prodonovich speargun. With each dive, I imagined
myself returning
to the beach at La Jolla Cove and carrying my prize across the
green park lawn to my car as beautiful women rushed to my side
begging me to tell the story of my heroic adventure. This dream
never quite came true. The largest white sea bass I ever managed
to land was less than fifty pounds. And the sight of a wet skin
diver flopping across the lawn covered with slime and fish blood
never seemed to attract much positive attention from lovely women.
On this particular morning, even a small white sea bass was not
in the cards.
Not wanting to return to the beach without dinner,
I shot a pair of small barracuda. These I attached to a fish stringer
which I clipped to my weight belt in such a way that the dead fish
flopped
against my legs as I swam. Thus adorned, I began my mile-long
swim back to the beach leaving behind a trail of blood, scales,
and
fish slime that was at least as provocative to a passing shark
as a sign painted on my butt reading "eat here." Now,
you're probably thinking that only an idiot would swim a mile
offshore with dead fish tied to his legs. But, ah... Well, you
see, ah...
Anyway, I had made it back to within a few hundred
yards of shore when I felt something large smack into the back
of my legs. Most
people would have instantly soiled their Speedos if they felt
something large smack into their legs while swimming offshore
in a cloud
of fish blood. But not I. I knew immediately what had hit me
and I refused to show even the slightest trace of fear. It
was obvious.
Flip Nicklin, or one of my other spearfishing buddies, had
expended great effort to sneak up on me to whack me with his speargun
in hopes of causing my heart to explode. I was not going to
give Flip
the satisfaction. I casually bent down to look below and behind
me. My forehead almost collided with the dorsal fin of a shark.
What
happened next was the result of instinct, a circulatory system
flooded with adrenaline, and a lack of anything better
to do. The
shark passed beneath me, descended ten feet, and then turned
to make another pass. I moved the tip of my speargun eight
inches to the left and the shark ran right into the sharp
tip.
For a few brief moments, the shark struggled against the
tip of my spear gun. Then he pulled free and swam away
trailing a green
plume of blood from the small wound in his head. I made
a mad
dash for the beach constantly checking behind me in case
the shark returned.
A lesser man (or more intelligent one) would have discarded
his catch. Not I. My blood saturated with adrenaline, I
was determined
to return to the beach, return from the very jaws of death,
return with my catch intact, to be worshiped as a hero
by the maidens
ashore.
As I climbed up on the slippery rocks, the adrenaline
drained from my system. Instead of marching triumphantly to my
van with my catch
thrown casually over my shoulder and carrying my trusty
gun in the crook of my arm, I found my shaking legs wouldn't
support me. For fifteen minutes I was helpless. I could
do
nothing
but
sit
awkwardly on the wet rocks in a pathetic puddle of fish
slime. The encounter had been truly terrifying, but the
incident
had certainly not been nearly fatal. It was not until
several months
later that
this encounter would nearly cause my death.
In 1971 I
didn't know blue sharks from white sharks. All I knew was that
if it was big and shaped like a shark,
you were
going
to die. At first, I thought the shark that had attacked
me was probably a ten-foot blue shark. A few weeks
later, I
revised my memory to accommodate a fifteen foot great
white.
Years
later,
after decades of photographing sharks, I realize that
the shark that tried to eat the fish attached to my
fish stringer
had
certainly been a blue and probably no more than seven
feet long. But in
1971,
the animal had seemed a monster.
For two months after
the incident I didn't go spearfishing. Somehow, I just didn't
have the urge. But finally,
during a boat trip
to San Clemente Island aboard the 65-foot motor vessel
Bottom Scratcher,
I found the courage to take my trusty gun back into
the water. It was during this dive that the incident
with
the blue shark,
two months earlier, almost killed me.
I was swimming
near the outside edge of a large kelp forest. Several small yellowtail
had passed close
enough for a
shot but I hesitated.
Somehow, I didn't want to risk a shot, risk all
that blood in the water, risk the long swim back to the
boat, unless
the fish
was
a real prize. Half-heartedly, I took a deep breath
and dropped down forty feet and began finning slowly
along
the edge of
the forest. Another school of yellowtail approached.
One looked to
be near forty pounds, a real prize. I raised the
gun and fired, striking the fish just behind the
pectoral
fin,
but a few inches
too high for a kill shot. The yellowtail began
to struggle while spewing out great crimson clouds of
shark attractant.
For several minutes I struggled
to subdue the fish all the while intensely aware of the blood
surrounding me,
intensely
aware
that a shark was out there. If I felt something
touch my legs this time,
I wouldn't suspect Flip. I would launch myself
vertically clear out of the ocean. My beating
heart would eject
itself from
my mouth, like the second stage of an intercontinental
ballistic missile,
rocket high into the sky and burst like a fireworks
display on
the Fourth of July. Finally, I gained control
of my blood-gushing prize and began a frantic swim back to the Bottom
Scratcher.
The
blood pouring
from
the yellowtail had me completely freaked out.
I wanted out of the water, now!
Instead of swimming to the stern
of the boat, I swam the shorter distance to the port side.
I knew
better,
but I
was anxious
to climb aboard as soon as possible and I wanted
to get rid of the
fish. A stiff wind was blowing the boat away
from me as it swung on its anchor. Finally,
clawing my way
over the
dense
kelp, I
reached the side of the boat and yelled for
someone to relieve me of the
hopeless tangle of spearfishng line, bleeding
fish,
and speargun.
Just as eager hands reached down
to take my catch, the wind began pushing the boat back
in the opposite
direction.
I
found myself
being pushed through the water as mounds
of kelp began to build up across my shoulders.
I struggled
to pass
my gun
to those
helping me, but I was completely tangled
in speargun line and kelp. As
the wind continued to push the boat across
the kelp bed, I found myself being sucked
beneath the hull,
hopelessly
tangled
in kelp
and spearfishing line. Suddenly, I was underwater
rolling beneath the boat. My body was surrounded
by an enormous
tangle of kelp
and nylon line. I was exhausted and desperately
needed a breath of air. That's when it occurred
to me. I
was going to die like
this. The shark had won. It had essentially
scared
me to death. I would have laughed at myself
if I hadn't been
feeling
so
pathetic.
During this short period of introspection,
I was also frantically occupied with the
business of
trying to
save my sorry life.
After what seemed like an eternity, I managed
to plant my feet against
the hull of the boat and push myself downward.
Then, with my lungs screaming for air,
I struggled to free
myself
of the
tangles of
kelp and nylon cord.
When I climbed up the
ladder to the stern of the Bottom Scratcher, I expected a flood
of
relief from my friends
and fellow passengers.
But nobody seemed to have noticed that
I had been
missing. A few were busy taking photos
of the fine fish that
I had passed aboard
before being nearly sucked down to my
death. They weren't much interested in me. And
since what had
happened
to me had been
the result of such hapless stupidity,
I didn't bring it up. I
just
marched aboard with an idiotically forced
grin spread upon my face and accepted
congratulations for my
slimy trophy.
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